Muffin Man’s Adventures

An erotic rendition of sexual conquest.

Inspired by the Muffin Man written in England  (Traditional – published in c. 1820)

Jaunty steps he walked through village to village looking for a conquest of several

Ringing the bell loud frequent he hollowed muffins muffins who will buy my muffins poppin hot

Looking with an arch look of roguish he said I am I am the Muffin Man in all kinds of pleasure play

Three women of lonely winter forums became his eye of gleam and dream of lust crave

Stopping at house of gold he smiled with teeth of wolfish bright long

Calling out today today I sell the muffins of pleasure of melt in mouth of blissful sweet

Casting eyes of question he watched Bella open door of wooden crest he hawked his message

clear as bell

Bella switched her skirt with playful flips and asked how much is your muffins Muffin Man?

Laughing with husky smoke he said for you a fine pence ado sweet cheerio

Teeth flashing coquettishly she said I take all and of course your sweet manly self as well

My name I secret far below but a Muffin Man always ready to toast butter a ripe muffin time by time

Leaning forward she pressed herself firm against chest of muscled wide rubbing the her hands on muscles of hard firm flesh

Grabbing hold of hips of wide he pressed hungrily against her saying show me the way of sweet muffin’s heaven

Watching with eyes predatorial heat observing the rapid throb of arousal began to rise rise rise

He be began to kiss legs of sweet continuing from to swirl tongue around nipples of perked hard

Thrusting with firm strokes he compelled her motion forth repeatedly until she began to moan deep in throat of rapid

Growling deeply he took his pleasure at his leisure surreal indeed was his thoughts that arose arose deep deep in his mind of one

By

Felicia McCaw