Once a day looking fine as wine
A Bitch called Big Boxhead “C’ came firing a string of talk and walk to sell houses quick as Rick.
One day she saw three pigs with a sign of make me do the fucking dog and get a house like shit and dog.
Yeah, Yeah she said I’ll hook you up straight as shit falls in its proper place and sell a house that squeaks I’m it!
Taking the 1st Pig’s hand and learning the name of Wayo as his handle she sold the house of straw cheap as hell!
Slapping high-five to Tayo the 2nd Pig she sold the house of sticks and wood to him for twice as much as Wayo cheap study.
Boo Boo the “C” said feeling high on elixir right she sold Chosen the house of brick to the 3rd Pig and said Holler Holler the frame is purchase Baby it will stand against a way of hard evil Karma wrong! Giggle! Giggle! She waved call me you need more!
Living plush and lush their life turned around 360 degrees until a jealous dog sent a devourer to eat them whole taking them through terror high red rocky bleeding cries of help filled eyes of huge mean with fear and intent.
Death was his name he roared loud fierce licking finger of anticipation!
He said “Open the door Pig! Make it easy for me or I will puff a reedy stick and huff and blow this poor shit down and gobble your juicy fat ass up!”
Death opened his Superfly Coat and swelled his chest with cold air and threw his head back with ferocity grinning from ear to ear and blew the house apart of splintered straw flying everywhere.
Death cackled wild and crazy wide watching for the pig to reveal himself with vision clarity.
Claws out with he pawed the straw and screamed profanity for shit was here or there and he screamed I’m hungry as hell.
Sipping a brew Death stood patting his wood fondly. I’m still the one and looked at his list of names with evil grins leering in air of tease.
Meantime Wayo giggled deep in his throat saved with content and ran quick to his brother Tayo’s home and called feverish help a wolf a wolf comes to eat us quick!
Tayo slid the bolt quick and loud rushed in his way was Wayo trembled loud and saying “Oh no he’s outside!”
Tayo said “Who there?”
Death said with a hiss “Your enemy Bitch!” I’ll Huff and Puff and blow this Motherfucking down down screaming loud cruel intent pelting the door walls with hate animosity hunger beating its savage song! I’m eating your ass!"
Wayo and Tayo screamed together “Fuck you motherfucker! I don’t think so! We are fucking living Puta we ain’t their ass! Shit No!”
Wayo and Tayo held each other as the first thrust of wind
battered blows of hate against the door and walls. When the second thrust of wind shaking the
walls they screamed hauling ass and room as they zoomed zoomed to
Chosen wearing riders and G-9 looked with eyes worldly tired “What’s the hell’s up?”
Wayo and Tayo said with quickness feeling “A Wolf called Death said We Dead! Will you help us?”
Chosen said with humor thick rich “Go figure this shit!”
Death said “Make it easy won’t you and I’ll be merciful you won’t feel shit! Not shit!!”
Death roared “Who you talking about! And huff and puffed and looked with incredulity Nothing! Nothing! Looking at them in his mind’s eye he swore I’ll get in and climbed down the chimney and burnt his funky ass and flew from the chimney. He came back day after day like retard boyo until Chosen said enough and blew his ass away!
By
Felicia McCaw
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