Monday, July 4, 2016

Old Mother Hubbard (Adult Only)

Woke one morning to feed the kids

Grumpy, lazy she went to the kitchen cabinet

Eyes rolling gum snapping saying shit ain’t a motherfucking crumb in this bitch

Hair popping with rage she turned her fat ass and farted a long shitty smell in the kitchen cabinet of nothing

Smiling with triumph she laughed and waited patiently

Eyes in slits she watched them slither in

Stank and Shit she called them all no more food fuckers and rob them all

By

Felicia McCaw

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