Here is a lively diddy that I never forgot - writer unknown but funny still
and I just wanted to share it. Felicia McCaw
I'm sure you imagine
It's as simple as can be
The place is very common
The players he and she
She whispers will it hurt
Of course not "replyed he"
It's quite a simple process
Oh me can you "replied her"
I'm getting very frightened "you see"
I've done it before "he says"
He shut the door
He started to cover her
Now calm down darling
Just open a little wider and let me put it in
It's getting rather painful now
The tears are in her eyes
It's hurting quite badly now
It must be quite a size
Suddenly she up jumped up and gave a
little shout
"Boy I'm glad it's out"
If you read this carefully
It's a dentist you will find
It's not what you thought
It was your dirty mind
A funny joke that I kept for over 30 years.
fm
:)
and I just wanted to share it. Felicia McCaw
I'm sure you imagine
It's as simple as can be
The place is very common
The players he and she
She whispers will it hurt
Of course not "replyed he"
It's quite a simple process
Oh me can you "replied her"
I'm getting very frightened "you see"
I've done it before "he says"
He shut the door
He started to cover her
Now calm down darling
Just open a little wider and let me put it in
It's getting rather painful now
The tears are in her eyes
It's hurting quite badly now
It must be quite a size
Suddenly she up jumped up and gave a
little shout
"Boy I'm glad it's out"
If you read this carefully
It's a dentist you will find
It's not what you thought
It was your dirty mind
A funny joke that I kept for over 30 years.
fm
:)
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