Guess what I read it and ate it!
Inspired by Abridged Classics, Brief
Summaries of Books you were supposed to read but probably didn’t. Written
by John Atkinson, Creator of Wrong Hands.
Ulysses by James Joyce
Famous in its own lechery.
Moby Dick by Herman Melville
Man and his spear.
Moby Dick and his prize Great Dick.
The Man is Who!
War and Peace by Leo Tolstuy
Beginning and End
We Loved
We had the
It snowed us alive
Was it a great laugh or great
organistic pleasure!
Beowulf by unknown author
Tall Ferocious a glint of human in
eyes of melt
Look at me
I ain’t Friend but Foe
I am celibate with meaness for the
Cruelty!
Oliver Twist by Charles Dickens
Young, fair and right
Sad until a twilight
Life begins as the clock tick tock
He began to strut
A rooster’s walk
With banter and song
Walden by Henry David Thoreau
Two yeas flying with a seat of flat
We know why the arse is remarkable
don’t we all!
Smile nothing is as no one does
Live a free laze a three
MacBeth by William Shakespeare
A ruin is the rut
Old and fair a years ago
Weapon and power dance with sword of
play
Scotland looks askance and say what
But stays the play without a good
scrutiny it falls to naught
Brave New World by Aldous Hexley
A tip in the tree relieves me of me
Tulips call my name and say remember
Looks righteous and indignant
I say who me?
A bulging what is the trouble in my
eye!
I said not I for I did nothing to
sway the rod and reel
In Search of Lost Time by Marcel Proust
Latitude Longitude
I am indeed a calculation
Aroma a tease my soul a please
Memory of this time suffices a nine
Over and over I continue as my mind
say continue riddle riddle
For who at play but one I say
The Sun also Rises by Ernest Hemingway
A rich or poor
We stand as one as peel after peal
ring
Find or lost we sit ajar with mouths
of fool
We don’t know but the play continues
as we look away
Naked Lunch by William S. Burroughs
Hard times a blasting
White man is the snow
Looking on the street class changes
from time to short
Running fire hot through red river
of warm
Cold snap is crack that solidates a
look of ecstasy and revelation of sexual tango
The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde
Sin hid behind a veil
Until the skin begans to tell
The morrow chooses a cuckoo to fly
Great stones remember the age of he
Until an act of will consumes the
visage of he
The Brothers Karamazov by Fyodor Dostoevsky
Times are few and flaws many
Who is right and who is wrong?
Questions flay and clashes
many
To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee
Racism thoughts tough
as thorn within
If kids understood the
world of risk
What is indeed a
cruelty is men women flawed
and sweet for justice
unfulfilled becomes a merciful jest
The Catcher in the Rye
by J. D.
Salinger
Indeed a phase or two
or a memory of a life that is treasured for what
Being an out is a good
play against the grain of whom
La La La La indeed a
fellow or lady say who is the wit you or me or most “August” society
The Faerie Queen by Edmund Spenser
A folly a winner but a
trick of disguise a good show of mind
Lust and
lasciviousness run hand in hand laughing with deceit we be
Still the right of
time changes the quality of time
A thrill makes the
life of zest runs its pace and makes the thought mesmerize
Animal Farm by George Orwell
Once approved a four
two movement that shadowed the world
Mine or yours not a
memory to gainsay
Mine exist yours does
not
Positions of power is
position of nowhere is the poor
As the rich fly high
as the rod strikes hard firm
Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen
Be it hate or a mirror
of an emotion indiscernible to the mind
He is or she is or a
book cover is sufficient to thrill a judgment of fault
Superficial or reality
it laughs with delight smirk for wrong with the wheel
It is not a clue but a
change of life’s misery
The Odyssey by Homer
A fable of true,
sadness of adjust
For a man’s worth is
gauged by his quality, leadership and
ability to retain his
men
If war be power than
thus it is magnificence
Word is thought as the
coldest sword above and beyond
Deceived once, twice
never a life of honor’s quest is
indeed a mystery
The Iliad by Homer
Once again memory
serves a scenario of repeat
A woman of fair the
cause of war and retribution
A point or two began
the measure of the war and the
fall of the sight of
attributable fairness
War of force and Gods
and man brought uniqueness of
manipulation and guile
Don Quixote by Miguel de Cervantes
A sword is a thrust to
unite with a what
Delusion or reality is
indeed a quest of the infidel or the most prodigious fool
A thrill of a
remarkable is my heart a sing a lot
Gracious times begat a
thin line of lunacy and reflection of sad depression for a right or wrong
becomes indeed a felonious charge
Crime and Punishment by Fyodor Dostoyevsky
Interesting and
interesting is a mellow's mind when the deed of exhaustive becomes a tyranny
Clear or unclear rings
and walks the barrier of clarity and conscience or not
A spider knits a
conclusive correlation and adjust his web to sway
Immediacy clamors the
walls of justice or foolery to amuse the tickler who watches the play of
audaciousness continue to lure further
Catch-22 by Joseph Heller
War War is it purpose
or thrill of strength
Madness or sane cold
legitimacy of brevity of speech thought
Concludeness of set
notion of fear, change, complacedness obviously seen thus by few many and why
it states a purpose of collectiveness
Be it absurd or
meanness to hold solemn the way of norms
Heart of Darkness by Joseph Conrad
A thinking story it
reflects all that we begat
Instill interior and
clear as water is the play of game
Racism portray Africa
as a darkness as relates to people of a nation
Darkness negated as
equal to non-positive blind reflect unclear but beseech a question of equality
Be it fair to remove
or place all on one race or to skid against responsibility of all require same
view
What is the cost of
the indelible search for soul empty of necessity
The Republic by Plato
A series of meetings
of declaring the truth and essence of men of justice
Whether essence be a
thorn or two in the side of academy of language of right
It still provides
facets of true right to judge justice and man's awareness of whether he is
better, good if justice is his friend and bed partner
If not justice that
cleaves to a thorn anyway what can sever the cast of felony
Justice in man is
sometimes an illusionary not beyond the blur of sight but a pleasurable
securing of flesh
But is right brick,
mortar and water and then stone or the fist raised in defiance and secured
right and unyield
Moderate or moderation
of contempts still portray man's infinity still tumbles before a fall for it
brings nature before truth, right, justice
Indeed with justice in
written form it yields to mold of perceiving with sight, mind, recollection and
content that conclusive summary brings forth to written in stone
Wuthering Heights by Emily Bronte
A regular jingle of
reality that compare the love of all is irreversible to the call of love
When a supplant is
dead then comes the true mockery of who is really master and servant
A feather is cleaner
than those of a crowded thorn
Be it a façade
or true is the illusion a clue to the barrier of ridiculous mimic
A love destined to
mock destiny and a mean plot of malice and macabre to serve a thrust of two for
looking past a true worth that sees no gain but revenge
Robinson Crusoe by Daniel Defoe
Fortune smiled and
frowned at a determined adventurer
Surely the knock on
wood is evidentially not doing its share
Good tidings say a man
should know when trouble befalls over and over and realize a turn in the road
is a necessary rue
Evidentially not for a
fallen shoe is better than two shoes in a mind of bewildered
But pride, persistence
and enforced patience made his wheel turn and he became and overcame
The Pearl
by John Steinbeck
Unbelievable is luck
whether profound or elusive is the beginning of a teaching
Greed bereft a chance
grows and nurtures the life of the wicked
As life evolves the
chance for ease is a measure of a man or woman by deeds or changes
Is money the soul of
evil or is it a facet of a soul to do anything for money including murder
The Grapes of Wrath by John Steinbeck
Stark reality jumps into the limelight and portrays itself in its rawest
format
Touching on the hardship, pain of doing time for a crime committed
The harshness and cruelty is a family divested of its breadwinner and
natural disasters that ultimately cause loss and forced migration to survive
Trusting nothing but a chance to live, survive, prosper but following a
silver star anyway
Having nothing but a dream the family leaves and goes ahunting for a life
and receives what everyone gets
A Farewell to Arms by Ernest Hemingway
Once again spring is in the air as well as its nonchalant prosing and
prancing
Frivolity is a Frivolity does when it pertains to love does it dare
change its shape and ways
Contorting and changing a barren outcomes become the day and the moot its
congratulation
The Rime of the
Ancient Mariner by Samuel Taylor Coleridge
A voyage long ago on an ocean sea told by narrative memory
A bird (albatross) of wondrous acts and deeds betrayed and killed by the
Mariner’s gracious cross bow
Ignorance knows no depths as the change and flow feeds the poisonous soul
to rant and charge a hysterical blow after blow and then dead
An eerie rendition relates in closeted form of supernatural beings and
acquired slaves and Godly entities to stand against invasion and acquisition of
more prey
Whoever said a dead man tells no lies himself
One sided love (star struck love) – one of the supernatural female
entities and the Mariner (unrequited love)
Possible
vampire – undead and strange occurrences since the Mariner killed the Albatross
and brought forth a curse
Othello believed
to have been written in 1603. Based on
the story Un Capitano Moro (A Moorish Capitan) by Cinthio (a disciple of
Boccaccio’s) first published in 1565.
Raging thrist reviles a heart of jealousy
Be he Black or not is he the man for fair Desdemona rages a
scream for nay
Was magic a potion or Othello’s sheer Black magnetism that
sizzled Desdemona’s brain and won Othello’s hand in marriage
Does trust be a facet of fictionary fodder or an aspect of
manure that can nurture a case of true unrest?
Spikes and thorns become the
fighting spurs to alleviate the conjuring of affection to defend all?
A manipulator’s tool is Cassio the
ignorant and gullible buffoon led astray by a hate filled Iago
Should a cat with a mouse be
allowed its way to play fray the prey?
Madness is true indeed a ride of incomparable pity and mate
of jealousy!
Simplicity is always blandishing its swords and say I
conquer for I am right a besotted blind stupid fool.
Treachery is obvious the toast of this town and endeavor to
lie and celebrate a hate as flames burns and consumes all good!
We lastly wonder was it because he was Black?
On the Road written in 1957 by Jack Kerouac.
Indeed travel and living became a coherent necessary.
The road signified a dream that may reveal realities or
assumptions of reality.
The life of a wastrel ensnared utterly and receded like the
tide.
Foot taps and travels caused them to stop resisting and
instilled the need to leave and be free.
A wild spree of whatever ensued as the two traveled with no
rules, no convictions and no holds barred.
Pleasures reduced as the free footloose chase continued on
and on searching for the elusive.
A parody of thought of escapism shimmers before both eyes
and encourages them to travel and travel and nothing.
The Cantebury Tales modeled in Middle English, these tales of 24 stories consists of over 17,000 lines of Middle English by Geoffrey Chaucer between the time frame of 1387 and 1400.
Tales herald long and far a troup of pilgrims relay a sweet melody of verse and wit.
Prattling of great and small touts the arrival of fair and medium thrust of charitable play
Spirituality fights mightly with worldly acts of right vs wrong.
Challenging one and all with pen, wit and daring the English plodded not but dance a twinkle with verbs and naught.
Audience who be the hearer and receptor of words of many cascaded as drops of sweet dew and mist to free thoughts of many.
Complete is a differing conscience or a relative blow to ascertain authencity and a facetious melodious cry for creativity blow his horn to change and evolve.
Finish Finish was it indeed a completion or a charge to be done and by whom.
(TO BE CONTINUED)
