Tuesday, July 2, 2019

Abridged Classics a Lurid Mockery of Jingle Bingle Lesson 15

Guess what I read it and ate it!
Inspired by Abridged Classics, Brief Summaries of Books you were supposed to read but probably didn’t.  Written by John Atkinson, Creator of Wrong Hands.

Ulysses by James Joyce
Famous in its own lechery.

Moby Dick by Herman Melville
Man and his spear.
Moby Dick and his prize Great Dick.
The Man is Who!

War and Peace by Leo Tolstuy
Beginning and End
We Loved
We had the
It snowed us alive
Was it a great laugh or great organistic pleasure!

Beowulf by unknown author
Tall Ferocious a glint of human in eyes of melt
Look at me
I ain’t Friend but Foe
I am celibate with meaness for the Cruelty!

Oliver Twist by Charles Dickens
Young, fair and right
Sad until a twilight
Life begins as the clock tick tock
He began to strut
A rooster’s walk
With banter and song

Walden by Henry David Thoreau
Two yeas flying with a seat of flat
We know why the arse is remarkable don’t we all!
Smile nothing is as no one does
Live a free laze a three

MacBeth by William Shakespeare
A ruin is the rut
Old and fair a years ago
Weapon and power dance with sword of play
Scotland looks askance and say what
But stays the play without a good scrutiny it falls to naught

Brave New World by Aldous Hexley
A tip in the tree relieves me of me
Tulips call my name and say remember
Looks righteous and indignant
I say who me?
A bulging what is the trouble in my eye!
I said not I for I did nothing to sway the rod and reel

In Search of Lost Time by Marcel Proust
Latitude Longitude
I am indeed a calculation
Aroma a tease my soul a please
Memory of this time suffices a nine
Over and over I continue as my mind say continue riddle riddle
For who at play but one I say

The Sun also Rises by Ernest Hemingway
A rich or poor
We stand as one as peel after peal ring
Find or lost we sit ajar with mouths of fool
We don’t know but the play continues as we look away

Naked Lunch by William S. Burroughs
Hard times a blasting
White man is the snow
Looking on the street class changes from time to short
Running fire hot through red river of warm
Cold snap is crack that solidates a look of ecstasy and revelation of sexual tango

The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde
Sin hid behind a veil
Until the skin begans to tell
The morrow chooses a cuckoo to fly
Great stones remember the age of he
Until an act of will consumes the visage of he

The Brothers Karamazov by Fyodor Dostoevsky
Times are few and flaws many
Who is right and who is wrong?
Questions flay and clashes many 

To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee
Racism thoughts tough as thorn within
If kids understood the world of risk 
What is indeed a cruelty is men women flawed
and sweet for justice unfulfilled becomes a merciful jest 

The Catcher in the Rye by J. D. Salinger 
Indeed a phase or two or a memory of a life that is treasured for what 
Being an out is a good play against the grain of whom
La La La La indeed a fellow or lady say who is the wit you or me or most “August” society

The Faerie Queen by Edmund Spenser
A folly a winner but a trick of disguise a good show of mind
Lust and lasciviousness run hand in hand laughing with deceit we be
Still the right of time changes the quality of time
A thrill makes the life of zest runs its pace and makes the thought mesmerize


Animal Farm by George Orwell
Once approved a four two movement that shadowed the world
Mine or yours not a memory to gainsay
Mine exist yours does not
Positions of power is position of nowhere is the poor
As the rich fly high as the rod strikes hard firm

Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen
Be it hate or a mirror of an emotion indiscernible to the mind
He is or she is or a book cover is sufficient to thrill a judgment of fault
Superficial or reality it laughs with delight smirk for wrong with the wheel
It is not a clue but a change of life’s misery

The Odyssey by Homer
A fable of true, sadness of adjust
For a man’s worth is gauged by his quality, leadership and
ability to retain his men
If war be power than thus it is magnificence
Word is thought as the coldest sword above and beyond
Deceived once, twice never a life of honor’s quest is
indeed a mystery

The Iliad by Homer
Once again memory serves a scenario of repeat
A woman of fair the cause of war and retribution
A point or two began the measure of the war and the
fall of the sight of attributable fairness
War of force and Gods and man brought uniqueness of
manipulation and guile 

Don Quixote by Miguel de Cervantes 
A sword is a thrust to unite with a what 
Delusion or reality is indeed a quest of the infidel or the most prodigious fool 
A thrill of a remarkable is my heart a sing a lot 
Gracious times begat a thin line of lunacy and reflection of sad depression for a right or wrong becomes indeed a felonious charge 

Crime and Punishment by Fyodor Dostoyevsky 
Interesting and interesting is a mellow's mind when the deed of exhaustive becomes a tyranny
Clear or unclear rings and walks the barrier of clarity and conscience or not
A spider knits a conclusive correlation and adjust his web to sway
Immediacy clamors the walls of justice or foolery to amuse the tickler who watches the play of audaciousness continue to lure further

Catch-22 by Joseph Heller 
War War is it purpose or thrill of strength 
Madness or sane cold legitimacy of brevity of speech thought 
Concludeness of set notion of fear, change, complacedness obviously seen thus by few many and why it states a purpose of collectiveness 
Be it absurd or meanness to hold solemn the way of norms   

Heart of Darkness by Joseph Conrad 
A thinking story it reflects all that we begat 
Instill interior and clear as water is the play of game
Racism portray Africa as a darkness as relates to people of a nation
Darkness negated as equal to non-positive blind reflect unclear but beseech a question of equality
Be it fair to remove or place all on one race or to skid against responsibility of all require same view
What is the cost of the indelible search for soul empty of necessity

The Republic by Plato 
A series of meetings of declaring the truth and essence of men of justice
Whether essence be a thorn or two in the side of academy of language of right
It still provides facets of true right to judge justice and man's awareness of whether he is better, good if justice is his friend and bed partner
If not justice that cleaves to a thorn anyway what can sever the cast of felony
Justice in man is sometimes an illusionary not beyond the blur of sight but a pleasurable securing of flesh
But is right brick, mortar and water and then stone or the fist raised in defiance and secured right and unyield
Moderate or moderation of contempts still portray man's infinity still tumbles before a fall for it brings nature before truth, right, justice
Indeed with justice in written form it yields to mold of perceiving with sight, mind, recollection and content that conclusive summary brings forth to written in stone

Wuthering Heights by Emily Bronte 
A regular jingle of reality that compare the love of all is irreversible to the call of love
When a supplant is dead then comes the true mockery of who is really master and servant
A feather is cleaner than those of a crowded thorn
Be it a façade or true is the illusion a clue to the barrier of ridiculous mimic
A love destined to mock destiny and a mean plot of malice and macabre to serve a thrust of two for looking past a true worth that sees no gain but revenge

Robinson Crusoe by Daniel Defoe 
Fortune smiled and frowned at a determined adventurer
Surely the knock on wood is evidentially not doing its share
Good tidings say a man should know when trouble befalls over and over and realize a turn in the road is a necessary rue
Evidentially not for a fallen shoe is better than two shoes in a mind of bewildered
But pride, persistence and enforced patience made his wheel turn and he became and overcame

The Pearl by John Steinbeck
Unbelievable is luck whether profound or elusive is the beginning of a teaching
Greed bereft a chance grows and nurtures the life of the wicked
As life evolves the chance for ease is a measure of a man or woman by deeds or changes
Is money the soul of evil or is it a facet of a soul to do anything for money including murder


The Grapes of Wrath by John Steinbeck
Stark reality jumps into the limelight and portrays itself in its rawest format
Touching on the hardship, pain of doing time for a crime committed
The harshness and cruelty is a family divested of its breadwinner and natural disasters that ultimately cause loss and forced migration to survive
Trusting nothing but a chance to live, survive, prosper but following a silver star anyway
Having nothing but a dream the family leaves and goes ahunting for a life and receives what everyone gets

A Farewell to Arms by Ernest Hemingway
Once again spring is in the air as well as its nonchalant prosing and prancing
Frivolity is a Frivolity does when it pertains to love does it dare change its shape and ways
Contorting and changing a barren outcomes become the day and the moot its congratulation

The Rime of the Ancient Mariner by Samuel Taylor Coleridge
A voyage long ago on an ocean sea told by narrative memory
A bird (albatross) of wondrous acts and deeds betrayed and killed by the Mariner’s gracious cross bow
Ignorance knows no depths as the change and flow feeds the poisonous soul to rant and charge a hysterical blow after blow and then dead
An eerie rendition relates in closeted form of supernatural beings and acquired slaves and Godly entities to stand against invasion and acquisition of more prey
Whoever said a dead man tells no lies himself
One sided love (star struck love) – one of the supernatural female entities and the Mariner (unrequited love)
Possible vampire – undead and strange occurrences since the Mariner killed the Albatross and brought forth a curse

Othello believed to have been written in 1603.  Based on the story Un Capitano Moro (A Moorish Capitan) by Cinthio (a disciple of Boccaccio’s) first published in 1565.

Raging thrist reviles a heart of jealousy

Be he Black or not is he the man for fair Desdemona rages a scream for nay

Was magic a potion or Othello’s sheer Black magnetism that sizzled Desdemona’s brain and won Othello’s hand in marriage

Does trust be a facet of fictionary fodder or an aspect of manure that can nurture a case of true unrest?

Spikes and thorns become the fighting spurs to alleviate the conjuring of affection to defend all?

A manipulator’s tool is Cassio the ignorant and gullible buffoon led astray by a hate filled Iago

Should a cat with a mouse be allowed its way to play fray the prey?

Madness is true indeed a ride of incomparable pity and mate of jealousy! 

Simplicity is always blandishing its swords and say I conquer for I am right a besotted blind stupid fool. 

Treachery is obvious the toast of this town and endeavor to lie and celebrate a hate as flames burns and consumes all good!

We lastly wonder was it because he was Black?

On the Road written in 1957 by Jack Kerouac.

Indeed travel and living became a coherent necessary.

The road signified a dream that may reveal realities or assumptions of reality.

The life of a wastrel ensnared utterly and receded like the tide.

Foot taps and travels caused them to stop resisting and instilled the need to leave and be free.

A wild spree of whatever ensued as the two traveled with no rules, no convictions and no holds barred.

Pleasures reduced as the free footloose chase continued on and on searching for the elusive.

A parody of thought of escapism shimmers before both eyes and encourages them to travel and travel and nothing.

The Cantebury Tales modeled in Middle English, these tales of 24 stories consists of over 17,000 lines of Middle English by Geoffrey Chaucer between the time frame of  1387 and 1400.

Tales herald long and far a troup of pilgrims relay a sweet melody of verse and wit. 

Prattling of great and small touts the arrival of fair and medium thrust of charitable play 

Spirituality fights mightly with worldly acts of right vs wrong.

Challenging one and all with pen, wit and daring the English plodded not but dance a twinkle with verbs and naught. 

Audience who be the hearer and receptor of words of many cascaded as drops of sweet dew and mist to free thoughts of many.

Complete is a differing conscience or a relative blow to ascertain authencity and a facetious melodious cry for creativity blow his horn to change and evolve.

Finish Finish was it indeed a completion or a charge to be done and by whom.



(TO BE CONTINUED)